THE FOLLOWING IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY IN RESPONSE TO YOUR MESSAGE:
FROM: Robert Lex Friedman, President, United Earth
RE: Homestead II
MESSAGE: They tell me time moves faster for us here on Earth. Here, many generations have passed since we foresaw the necessity of last-ditch measures, sending you out among the stars…
Palmer Kent can’t stop running his fingers through his snowy beard.
“I’ll never get used this, Doc!”, he grins. “Get wheeled in as an old man, walk out young again. Last time it took weeks, and now it’s a same-day procedure.”
I look down at his charts.
“Yes, well, there…
Somewhere in Bickford, Finley Shaw awoke to the siren cock-a-doodle-doo of leftover crispy chicken wings.
He slipped from his bed as quietly as possible. Olivia turned over, but immediately went back to snoring. Finley Shaw managed to find his slippers without banging his toe for once, and then dealt with…
Welcome inside the mind of Murphy Bridgerton. In a few moments Murphy is going to die, but don’t be too upset about it. She’s 96, and she’s had a long and happy life. Also, she doesn’t actually exist.
“What the fuck, dude? I thought you’re being serious… this is so…
At first, I thought my mind was playing a weird trick on me.
When you wake up to find yourself alone in a world without people, you can’t help but wonder if something bad has happened to your brain. Maybe you’ve had an aneurysm. Or maybe a stroke. Fucking hell…
These aren’t your average campfire stories; they’re the scariest stories from my favorite subreddit r/nosleep.
The (already) famous subreddit is home to some of the Internet’s most haunting original stories. These aren’t tales filled with bloodied corpses or chainsaw-wielding wackos. They’re much more unsettling than that. …
So how do you say “f⋆ck the Grammys” without actually saying “f⋆ck the Grammys?” Let’s see…
The Weeknd, one of the most successful artists of 2020, wasn’t nominated for a single 2021 award.
That happened in spite of his After Hours album and its breakout hit “Blinding Lights” massive, undeniable…
Three years later and I am still so sorry that he was suffering.
Chester was not only one of my favorite guys out there, but also a very gifted musician and a genuinely kind individual.
This in the videos below is Chester.
36 hours from this moment he will hang himself.
But here, in these videos, the story is still unwritten: he didn’t choose that rope yet.
Here, in these videos, he is happy and looking forward to another day.
This is what depression looks like.
Contrary to popular belief, depression doesn’t really have a face or a mood.
And this is also why you should always be kind — because you never really know what lies beneath somebody’s happy face.
You are dearly missed, Chester.
That’s it. That’s the text.